THE Jax’s Studio City
Get a taste of what you’re in for
THE Jax’s Studio City
Get a taste of what you’re in for
About jaxsstudiocity.com
Our Story
At jaxsstudiocity.com We are all about DAD LIFE. We announce businesses without first taking basic steps like trademarks and domain names. We have a history of homophobia, racism, body shaming, cheating, stealing, photoshopping, stupidity, violence, misogyny, doxxing, and being kicked off flights and banned by JetBlue.
Our Team
Our team consists of a raging, cheating, socially anxious thief named Jax. He likes to claim he went to rehab/treatment/therapy for 30 days but it was under 2 weeks. We also have the all natural, never photoshopped, “knock him the fuck out,” hillbilly, Brittany. She will be decorating our establishment from Hobby Lobby and her own personal storage unit of junk. (Don’t forget the mixtiles y’all!) She tells other women to respect one another but has no issue calling women “sluts,” when they threaten her sham of a relationship. If you can’t see her, you will definitely smell her- what’s that familiar college scent? It’s tequila. We surely can’t forget our mascot, Frosty Lips. She is the most homophobic grandma you’ve ever met, which is really saying something. All she ever wanted for her children was for them to chase D list fame even if it was at the expense of their own self respect. Her hobbies include posing for photos around LA and ignoring her grandson.
Our Products
currently working on our beer cheese that we do not own the trademark for